Snake1: I'm glad I'm not poisonous.
Snake2: Why?
Snake1: I just bit my tougne.
I loved this joke, its my favourite. Hope you like it too
Max
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Why did the golfer wear two
pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one! |
Why did the football coach go
to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back! |
Why did Cinderella get kicked
off the football team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball! |
Why was it hot after the
basketball game?
A: Because all the fans were gone! |
Why is tennis such a noisy
game?
A: Because everyone raises such a racket! |
What did the grape do when he
got squashed?
A: He gave out a little whine! |
What kind of key doesn't fit
into a keyhole?
A: A keyboard key! |
How do you stop meatballs from
drowning?
A: Put them in gravy boats |
What is the demons' favorite
TV sitcom?
A: Fiends |
Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin |
What did the tie say to the
hat?
A: You go on a head and I'll hang around |
Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks |
What do you get when you cross
a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite |
Why do bagpipers walk when
they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise |
What has four legs, is big,
green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table |
What do you call cheese that
isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese |
What lies at the bottom of the
ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck |
What do you call four bull
fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko |
Why are there so many Smiths
in the phone book?
A: They all have phones |
What do you call a boomerang
that doesn't work?
A: A stick |
What did the tie say to the hat?
A:
You go on a head and I'll hang around. |
What do you call a 18 wheeler loaded with pigs?
A : an 18 squeeler - Submitted by Troy, age 5 |
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a
snake?
A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork |
What do you call the top of a dog house?
A: The Woof |
What vegetable has rhythm?
A: A Beet |
What awards to the give to wonderful Grandmothers?
A: The Grammies |
What kind of shirt always needs a shower?
A: A Sweatshirt |
What did they wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: T-Shirts |
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