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Jokes for Kids

Snake1: I'm glad I'm not poisonous.
Snake2: Why?
Snake1: I just bit my tougne.
I loved this joke, its my favourite. Hope you like it too
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Why was it hot after the basketball game?
A: Because all the fans were gone!
Why is tennis such a noisy game?
A: Because everyone raises such a racket!
What did the grape do when he got squashed?
A: He gave out a little whine!
What kind of key doesn't fit into a keyhole?
A: A keyboard key!
How do you stop meatballs from drowning?
A:  Put them in gravy boats
What is the demons' favorite TV sitcom?
A:  Fiends
Why are graveyards so noisy?
A:  Because of all the coffin
What did the tie say to the hat?
A:  You go on a head and I'll hang around
Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:  Frostbite
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A:  They're trying to get away from the noise
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A:  A pool table
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A:  Nacho Cheese
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A:  A nervous wreck
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A:  Quatro sinko
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A:  They all have phones
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A:  A stick
What did the tie say to the hat?
A:  You go on a head and I'll hang around.
What do you call a 18 wheeler loaded with pigs?
A : an 18 squeeler   -   Submitted by Troy, age 5
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
A:  Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
What do you call the top of a dog house?
A:  The Woof
What vegetable has rhythm?
A:  A Beet
What awards to the give to wonderful Grandmothers?
A:  The Grammies
What kind of shirt always needs a shower?
A:  A Sweatshirt
What did they wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A:  T-Shirts

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