What's a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory! |
How
do you get out of an elephants stomach?
A: You run around and around
and around until you are "all pooped out". |
What
do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
A: Frostbite! |
Where does a sheep get a haircut?
A: At the Baa Baa shop! |
What
do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A Milk Dud |
What animal makes the most of
its food?
A: The giraffe~ It makes a little go a long way |
What kind of ant is good at
math?
A: An accountant |
What do you get from a
pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk |
What do you get when you cross
an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist |
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A: To carry their library cards |
What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy |
