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* Animal Jokes
* School Jokes
* Riddles
* Valentine Jokes
*  St. Patrick's Day Jokes
* Easter Jokes
* April Fool's Day Jokes

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish Who?

Irish you a happy
St. Patrick's Day!


St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Q:  Why did the man cross the road?

A:  Because there was a leprechaun on the other side with a pot of gold.

Q:  Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

A:  Because he could not afford plane fare.

Q:  What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

A:  A Jolly Green Giant

Q:  What is out in the yard all summer and is Irish?

A:  Paddy O'Furniture

Q:  Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?

A:  Because they're always wearing green

Q:  What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

A:  Some poor horse is going barefoot!

Q:  What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

A:  He gets wet!

Q:  What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?

A:  A sham rock

Q:  What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patrick's day?

A:  A Blarney Stone!

Q:  What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

A:  A sham rock

Q:  How did the Irish Jig get started?

A:  Too much to water to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Because real rocks are too heavy.

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