Story Soup Kids - Mixing up their next great adventure


Pasta Letters
Story Soup
Sweet Creations
Stir until Done
Peas -n- Carrots


* Knock Knock Jokes
* Animal Jokes
* School Jokes
* Riddles
* Valentine Jokes
*  St. Patrick's Day Jokes
* Easter Jokes
* April Fool's Day Jokes

Latest News:

Help us build Story Soup Kids.  Email us   or your stories, jokes, book review or favorite recipe or craft.  We would be happy to add them to the site!

School Jokes

Father: What are your marks like in school?
Boy: They're underwater.
Father: What does that mean?
Boy: They're below C level.
Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.
Pupil: That is because it is the same cat!
Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?
Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.
Q:  On what kind of ships do students travel?
A:  On scholarships
Boy: I think our school must be haunted.
Father: Why?
Boy: Because the principal is always talking about school spirit.
Q: If you cut an apple into four pieces and a banana into eight, what will you get?
A: Fruit salad
Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: Correct
Q: Why did the schoolboy hate decimals?
A: He couldn't see the point.
Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.

Back to Top