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School Jokes

Father: What are your marks like in school?
Boy: They're underwater.
Father: What does that mean?
Boy: They're below C level.

Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.
Pupil: That is because it is the same cat!

Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?
Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.

Q: On what kind of ships do students travel?
A: On scholarships

Boy: I think our school must be haunted.
Father: Why?
Boy: Because the principal is always talking about school spirit.

Q: If you cut an apple into four pieces and a banana into eight, what will you get?
A: Fruit salad

Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: Correct

Q: Why did the schoolboy hate decimals?
A: He couldn't see the point.

Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct.

Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.